The return of Faculty Soccer video video games is so shut we will virtually style it. Final week EA Sports activities unveiled their official trailer for EA Sports activities Faculty Soccer 25 with a launch date of July 19 — and it sparked our imaginations questioning how deep we’ll be capable of go.
Naturally we’ll all soar into fast recreation first, simply to get a sense for issues — however from there we have now some wild plans for our first true mission inside the sport. Right here’s what we will’t wait to do.
Speedrun getting kicked out of Alabama — James Dator
The model of “Be a Professional” in Faculty Soccer 25 is known as “Highway to Glory,” and it’s supposed to present a style of arriving in a program, working onerous, and forging a legendary profession that leads to changing into a high NFL Draft choose.
Not like the standard loop of “follow, play, take care of a number of random occasions” this mode additionally contains managing life as a pupil. From EA Sports activities’ press launch on the sport:
Highway To Glory: Dwell the lifetime of a student-athlete together with your created participant and take residence the Heisman as you construct an unforgettable school soccer legacy. Handle your weekly schedule, GPA, and your picture, earn Coach Belief to get extra taking part in time, or use the switch portal to get the time and the glory you deserve.
I’m going to get kicked out of Alabama.
Pretty or unfairly, Alabama is seen because the paragon of “expertise above every thing” relating to school soccer. Certain, each college makes exceptions for gifted gamers — however Bama appears to have made it an artwork. Now the query is: How far can that go?
If I do every thing in my energy to be the best participant, however the worst human on the face of the earth what’s going to it take to have the Crimson Tide determine I’m an excessive amount of of a problem. I’ll by no means examine, I’ll flunk each examination, if there’s the choice I’ll even spell my title incorrect on the take a look at.
I need my GPA to be as little as humanly attainable, whereas additionally insulting my coach, destroying my off-field picture, and mainly solely being good at soccer. The take a look at shall be to see what number of week Alabama can endure my unfettered stupidity earlier than they lower me unfastened and I find yourself in JUCO.
Beginning a Dynasty the place throwing the ball is seen as a final resort
I’m going to do Highway to Glory, in fact, however the cause I’ve waited so lengthy for this recreation is so I can run a school soccer program and produce them to the height of the school soccer world. The one catch is, I’ll be doing it whereas making an attempt to throw the ball as little as attainable. Three issues can occur whenever you throw the ball, two of them are dangerous, and I need my offense to know that we’re going to plow opposing defenses into the dust on our option to the CFP title.
Who will I be taking part in as? I’m going to begin off with South Alabama, and I’ll greater than doubtless run the Liberty Pistol triple choice offense, as a result of the Pistol offense is among the coolest issues within the sport. I’m marching by way of the south, discovering each guard that is aware of methods to pull and a 240 pound working again and we’re establishing the SHIT out of the run. If I discover a cellular QB who can run with the ball? The Solar Belt shall be South Alabama’s for so long as I select to remain in Cell. Defensively, I’d run the three-safety protection that Iowa State makes use of, as a result of I feel it’s cool and works in opposition to the Mickey Mouse sweet ass offenses we see as we speak.
Go Jags, at all times and without end.
Restoring Navy to glory
The very first thing I’m going to do when EA Faculty Soccer 25 drops, apart from wishing my household a great remainder of the summer time?
The identical factor I did with each different earlier model.
Begin a Dynasty with Navy.
The passing recreation could stay king in soccer as we speak, at each degree from the NFL all the way down to your native highschool on Friday night time, however in my thoughts, the flexbone is king. Let me begin recruiting each two- and three-star fullback I can discover with the intention of working the triple choice over and again and again whereas handing my new thicc king the ball each likelihood I get on that preliminary learn, B-back dive.
I have no idea when this custom began, however I’ve fond reminiscences of discovering glory with the Midshipmen. Together with a dynasty with mates a few years in the past after I led Navy to a title, defeating my roommate — taking part in with the Florida Gators — within the title recreation. These have been the great outdated days … chomp this, Gators.
Certain sooner or later I’ll fireplace up Highway to Glory and see if a 5’9 QB working a 4.65 40-yard sprint can win the Heisman Trophy. However when this drops I’m wishing my household an exquisite July and August, and storming the school soccer panorama from Annapolis.
Anchors Aweigh.